In this comment posting game, someone posts a wish, and you have to ruin it by saying a bizarre result of the wish, here’s an example:
1st Commenter: I wish I had a huge mansion to live in
2nd Commenter: A huge HAUNTED mansion ridden with spiders and bats!
Understand? Well, if you don’t, you’ll soon get the hang of it!
We’ll start with this:
I wish I had lots and lots and lots of money!